Salts
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Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to use toilet.
 
"Don't be stupid," says the barman, "We've got a perfectly1 good toilet here!" 
 
"Yes," explains the drinker, "but I take salts."
 
"So what? That doesn't matter - you can still use the toilet here!"
 
The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet. 
 
After a few moments there is loud banging and the bloke emerges, followed by a foul2 smell. 
 
The barman races into the toilet where he sees crap all over the ceiling and walls. He races back into the bar. 
 
"What the hell went on in there?!" he demands.
 
"I told you," explained the drinker.
 
"No, you said that you take salts!" yelled the barman.
 
"That's right," the drinker shrugs3, "somersaults."


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1 perfectly 8Mzxb     
adv.完美地,無可非議地,徹底地
參考例句:
  • The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.證人們個個對自己所說的話十分肯定。
  • Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我們做的每件事情都是光明正大的。
2 foul Sfnzy     
adj.污穢的;邪惡的;v.弄臟;妨害;犯規;n.犯規
參考例句:
  • Take off those foul clothes and let me wash them.脫下那些臟衣服讓我洗一洗。
  • What a foul day it is!多么惡劣的天氣!
3 shrugs d3633c0b0b1f8cd86f649808602722fa     
n.聳肩(以表示冷淡,懷疑等)( shrug的名詞復數 )
參考例句:
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利總理久爾恰尼對這個批評不以為然。 來自互聯網
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表達地聳肩而且拿她的拿鐵的啜飲。 來自互聯網
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